Anyway, here is my “Destroy America” plan because I just can’t see you guys working so hard for nothing-
I hope to write more non-sensical stuff like this until my master in a far- far away galaxy takes notice of my work and decodes the hidden messages in my blog. That’s give him the signal to come over to earth and destroy one country in particular (Yup!) and after that, I can tell him to go away through my secretly coded blogpost messages and he shall comply because he is actually a nice person at heart. After that, I can hope to no longer get 200 visits a day which do nothing more that boost my ego- which in turn would enhance my productivity and I can blog more.
There! That was my plan! Oops! Am I busted? LOL!
Wait!! I see a drone outside my window!! Eeeek!! *Runs*